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The MVA sucks!

Leave it to the MVA...

to find a new way to make lines longer...
to make you take a day off of work to deal with them...
to find a way to have LESS customer service...
& to generally piss everyone off (even more).

The Maryland MVA is one of the State Government's largest money-making branches... and yet it has managed to accomplish all of these things by one simple move...

to CLOSE everything but driver's training tests on SATURDAYS!

SO, go ahead and do your car shopping on Saturday when you have a day off... but you won't be able to drive it until Monday, because the MVA won't issue you temporary tags until then. No tags, no titles, no registration... etc.

Obviously, I found this out this weekend... so instead of being on my merry way in my new-used car, I got up early and went to MVA for absolutely nothing.

Someone please remind me why I'm trying to get an internship with the government and the stupid, stupid people in it.

bamboozled again...

So, I started school again this week... and already had to miss a class...

Because of the MVA shenanigans on Saturday, I had to go on Monday. Well, I was supposed to start classes on Monday too... I went to the MVA early enough, but of course it wasn't as simple as that...

My college also decided they were going to screw with me this week. They canceled one of my classes... and, of course, it was one I needed to graduate this semester.

So, after finishing up at the MVA... after about 3 hours of gruelish waiting... I popped the tags on my new car and went up to the college.

I was already late for my class, so I decided to blow it off and get my schedule back in order. LUCKILY I was able to sign up for another Science at the same time as my other one was scheduled... though not the same class. So, no Environmental Science... instead, Astrology. But that's just as good... if not better.

So now today was a loooong day...

I start my first class at 10am... then onto another... then straight to work... then straight back to school again, to end my day at 10pm. SO that's a 12 hour day... add in driving time, and it's 13. And I have to do this every week until December. Fuck.

oh well... at least things are starting to look up again for me... I think.

thought the Dr. Seuss fans out there would like this...

"Why Computers Sometimes Crash!" by Dr. Seuss.

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!

If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.

And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang.

When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the macro code instructions is causing unnecessary risk, then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM, and then quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!

~~~The End~~~

Well, that certainly clears things up for me. How about you?