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Resident Evil: Apocalypse... O how it suckith... let me count the ways.

They took a kick-ass horror/suspense zombie movie and sequelized it into a cheezy action movie. Don't get me wrong- there's nothing like a good, no-brainer action flick... and this one had all the proper elements for one... but when it comes to zombies I want some jump-factor mixed in.

Here's my summary... Don't worry, I won't ruin it for you...

Alice emerges... no zombies around, town empty... goes into pawn shop, finds guns and ammo... and a sexy, black cat-suit.
Across town the masses are trying to get out the locked city gates...
Enter: Jill... kicks some zombie butt, hides in church... little beith known there are 3 lickers in there with her... she can't kill them.
Enter: Alice... on a motorcycle... through a stain-glass window... on the 2nd floor... kills all the lickers... upstages Jill... catfight?
Enter: comic relief guy... haha, yes he's funny... what the fuck is he doing in a zombie movie... get's annoying by the end.
Now here's where it get's really bad...
Team goes to a school to find a child and leave the city... children zombies are AWESOME...
Police dogs, turned zombies... hey wait, aren't police dogs supposed to be German Shepherds? Oh, wait, Zombie German Shepherds without skin just look like Dobermans with red-slimy stuff on them... that must be it.
Team splits up... how predictable... almost everyone dies...
Find girl... get to the helicopter... not so fast...
*pause* for one-on-one fight scene between Alice and the Nemesis... Mortal Kombat style. If I have to see one more bad guy fall by being pushed onto something protruding from the wall, I think I'll scream.
*pause* for a recognition... "Alice I am you father... I mean your ex-boyfriend, all mutated and genetically enhanced... and I have terminator-style mind control too... now I'll turn on my maker in the name of love." aww, how sweet.
The end? ...not til you see some Mila Jovovich booby... damn she has some huge nipples... didn't she used to be like a C-cup at one point? What the hell happened?

eh... anyway... if you're a fan, it's still worth seeing... just be prepared to laugh instead of jump.

thelohrax's challenge: Day 5

1. seeing a sign for a salon called "narcissism's".

2. a moment later, seeing a poodle and a basset hound crossing the street together... with no owner... on the crosswalk... at the green light.

3. my new epee pen.

4. a coupon for a free "Papa Johns" large pizza... with no other purchase necessary, awww yeah.

5. remembering that even though I like cognac, I shouldn't drink it after vodka.