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April Fool
224215152	eggs your house.
ammitnox	legally changes your name to MoonBeam Cappa.
bassdude2u	glues your cat to your bedroom ceiling.
cheetahmaster	buys you a Russian Bride.
dragonballzzz	trims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo.
elizardaa	shaves your elderly relatives.
jasmydae	smiles. All the time.
sailormom	paints your car orange.
theantichrist	has a hundred large anchovy pizzas and a diet coke delivered to your door.
thelohrax	TPs your head.
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