just 'cause disclosure feels good sometimes...

[maiaselene]

ganked from rackletang

This is one of those "bold it if it's true" things. You know the drill...

I miss somebody right now
I don't watch much TV these days
I love olives
I love sleeping
I own lots of books
I wear glasses or contact lenses
I love to play video games -but I'm old school about it... Attari and Nintendo.
I've watched porn movies -I luv porn.
I have been in a threesome - and a sixsome
I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship - but not in a, because he dumped me so he's psycho, sort of way... in a, he's really psycho and in jail for it, kind of way.
I believe honesty is usually the best policy
I have acne free skin - most of the time
I like and respect Al Sharpton - "like" is still too strong of a word... but he's got my attetion
I cuss frequently
I have changed a lot mentally over the last year - forever changing
I have a hobby - a lot of them... prolly too many.
I've been told I: (women) have an applebottom, (men) am packing. -really don't even know what that means... but I've been told I have ghetto-booty. lol.
I carry my knife/razor in my car.
I'm smart
I've never broken someone's bones -at least I don't think so
I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal -I'm not ashamed of anything
I hate the rain
I'm paranoid at times -when walking alone at night in the city (see the "broken bones" answer)
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar free
I need money right now!
I love Sushi
I talk really, really fast
I have fresh breath in the morning -WTF? and shit doesn't stink either.
I have long hair
I have lost money in Las Vegas
I have at least one brother and/or one sister - exactly one brother
I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
I shave my legs (females) or face (males) on a regular basis
I have a twin
I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past
I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. -only because of the stupid telemarketers
I like the way that I look
I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months
I know how to do cornrows
I am usually pessimistic- only half the time, because it gives me heartburn... and it depends on the topic.
I have a lot of mood swings
I think prostitution should be legalized 
I think Britney Spears is hot -but I don't like much else
I have cheated on a significant other in the past
I have a hidden talent
I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have
I think that I'm popular
I can whistle - sadly, not very well... but I still  try all the time.
I have kissed someone of the same sex
I enjoy talking on the phone
I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants- when I'm at home
I love to shop - ewwww HATE shopping
I would rather shop than eat
I would classify myself as ghetto
I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal- more like addicted... and to AIM too.
I don't drink nearly enough water
I don't hate anyone - sadly, I think I might... but I don't waste time thinking about it.
I'm a pretty good dancer- but I could just be fooling myself
I don't think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington
I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother
I have a cell phone
I believe in God(s)
I watch MTV on a daily basis
I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months
I love drama
I hate drama
I have never been in a real relationship before - define real.
I've rejected someone before
I currently have a crush on someone
I like getting flowers - don't really care for flowers
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life
I want to have children in the future
I have changed a diaper before
I've called the cops on a friend before
I bite my nails
I battle depression on a near-daily basis
I am a member of the Tom Green fan club
I'm not allergic to anything - I am allergic to Chocolate and bee stings.
I have a lot to learn - who doesn't?
I have dated / shagged someone at least 10 years older or younger
I plan on seeing Ice Cube's newest "Friday" movie - Yes definitely, Ice Cube is a hottie!
I am very shy around the opposite sex sometimes
I'm online 24/7, even as an away message
I have at least 5 away messages saved
I have tried alcohol or drugs before
I have made a move on a friend's significant other in the past
I own the "South Park" movie
I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal- not yet, but I see it in my future.
When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum- I think we called it "roommates" or "lover's" or something though
I enjoy some country music 
I think that Pizza Hut did have/has the best pizza- no way! Pappa John's... the dippey sauce... awww yeah.
I watch soap operas whenever I can
I'm obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist
I have used my sexuality to advance my career
I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story"
Halloween is awesome because you get free candy
I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it- it's okay... I rarely watch it
I cry at least twice a week
I'm happy as of this moment
I think the Beagle is the best breed of dog
I hate my job
I've been on TV- define TV
I deliberately didn't bold at least one statement on this list that should've been bolded.
I am often too trusting to the point where I could be hurt because of it. -sometimes, instead of often... let's just say, I've learned my lesson.
I'm afraid of dying before I'm ready and I don't know when I'll be ready. - I'm not "ready", but not afraid either.
I'm very much an introvert but I have an inner extrovert just waiting to claw itself out with a little coercion.
My mind is getting dirtier as I get closer to thirty.
I own a sword.
I have gone to work drunk - a looong time ago... and more like woke up STILL drunk and had to go to work.
I own more candle holders than I know what to do with.
I have more picture frames than I know what to do with.
I almost never take pictures, and I often regret it.
I often berate myself for things I feel I've screwed up. -see the perfectionist answer.

EDIT: bwahahahahahaha! I just realized that I read the psycho-ex statement wrong... but I'll leave it there cause it's funny. ;-)